owlmylove
thedragonbornlives:


thedragonbornlives:

thedragonbornlives:

My sister locked me outside in the rain
Option A) Scale down the side of the building and risk breaking my legs and or spine
Or
Option B) wait until I get hypothermia so she can see how stupid it is to lock someone outside in cold, wet weather


PLAN A WAS A SUCCESS
I REPEAT
PLAN A WAS A SUCCESS

i didn’t fucking scale down a three story building for 46 notes

thedragonbornlives:

thedragonbornlives:

thedragonbornlives:

My sister locked me outside in the rain

Option A) Scale down the side of the building and risk breaking my legs and or spine

Or

Option B) wait until I get hypothermia so she can see how stupid it is to lock someone outside in cold, wet weather

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PLAN A WAS A SUCCESS

I REPEAT

PLAN A WAS A SUCCESS

i didn’t fucking scale down a three story building for 46 notes

bitchibetitaintme

bootyscientist:

gorlt:

goldenclitoris:

THIS IS TRULY THE WILDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I LOVE IT

FUCK IT UP!!!!!!!!

GO AWF!!!

owlmylove

owlmylove:

i was ringing up a woman and her adult daughter at work today when the daughter saw we had these sparkly Frozen-themed jelly beans and said “oh wow, wouldn’t these be great?” and kept trying to convince her to buy them before the mom finally replied “just let it go Megan” and i laughed so hard i had to have another cashier take over for me